Why have a social life when you can have internet and a netflix account instead
maybe he won’t die in the movie
i love how we all know exactly what this post is about
the passion of the christ
And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.
The blogger is a shy, docile creature…
… that prefers the darkness…
… and tends to be wary of the outside world.
The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.
We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…
… but to no avail.
MY BROTHER TEXTED A RADIO STATION TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT AND THE RADIO STATION ACTUALLY READ IT OUT AND IT WAS “GREAT DAY AT THE BEACH WITH MY GIRL FROM HEYWOOD JABLOMI” AND THEY READ IT ALOUD AND THE ENTIRE RADIO WENT DEAD FOR A FEW SECONDS BECAUSE THEY REALIZED WHAT THEY SAID I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
the other day i was talking to my grandma about the oscars...
did you watch the oscars the other night?
no, i didn't. they don't give leonardo dicaprio an oscar so i don't watch
no. leo deserves an oscar
but i mean--
maybe when they give him an oscar ill watch
but they're the *oscars*
i don't care.
but the guy who got it was pretty good
he probably was, but until leo gets his oscar, i will not watch the oscars
Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts
Anonymous asked: How far have you gone with a guy?
i went to canada with my dad once
but it's 2 AM
did i fucking stutter